K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Having a random hookup so left but love u
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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