just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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