the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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