So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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