so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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