There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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