Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
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