butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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