its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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