I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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