Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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