David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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