Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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