There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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