Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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