ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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