ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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