Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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