is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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