My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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