38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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