do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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