I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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