So drunk, too bad you don't want this
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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