I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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