3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
bring money and cleavage
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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