The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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