Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Do vagina's smell?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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