I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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