Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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