I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You may now shotgun with the bride
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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