I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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