i just google imaged poop.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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