is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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