my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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