It's like God shit irony all over that family
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I can't turn off my feet"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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