shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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