So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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