What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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