# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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