You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
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