yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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