Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
home. puking in laundry basket.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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