what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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