ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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