I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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