Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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