quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
