Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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