We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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