There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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