Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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