escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
PS: I just woke up from my shower
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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